North Korea jumps on the ‘Make America Great Again’ bandwagon

In case you haven’t heard yet, Donald Trump has a new endorsement.

North Korea.

Yup… Kim Jong Un’s little commie paradise has apparently thrown its coveted support behind the man with big red “Make America Great Again” hat.

Admittedly, this probably won’t have too much of a sway with Trump’s sycophantic base supporters — but it’s still worth noting.

After all, there seems to be a preponderance of dictatorial thugs lining up behind America’s wannabe-strong-man. Vladimir Putin — the KGB relic who took things over after the fall of the Soviet experiment — has already thrown his alleged support behind Trump… So is it really a surprise that the wannabe soviet state of North Korea followed suit?

I mean, I could be totally off base here. Maybe Kim is just strangely drawn to Trump’s anti-establishment hairstyle.

Trump and Kim

Or, maybe, Kim just has a thing for wannabe third-rate authoritarians who have the power and the desire to disarm South Korea, and “negotiate” with the folks up North.

I mean, let’s be honest… Trump is far more likely to nuke Megyn Kelly’s office than Pyongyang.

But, here’s the strange thing: most Trumpsters would likely be on the verge of an apocalyptic riot if they heard that some foreign Muslim dictator had endorsed Barack Obama for office in 2012…

And yet, North Korea’s glowing endorsement of Trump is just kinda shuffled under the rug like some obscure Facebook rumor, in a typically cultish fashion of blind allegiance.

And why?

Well, because Trump promises Hope and Change to Make America Great Again, and that sends tingles up the legs of his followers.

— By Anonymous Pundit

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