Since when did the Right start arguing like leftist teenagers with a porn obsession?

Milo, over at Breitbart, is doing a fine job of absolutely burying Andrew Breitbart’s legacy in a pile of self-aggrandizing, arrogant, Trump-inspired shit — which he cleverly disguises as thoughtful commentary.

First, there’s the headline of his latest piece… Strap in:

Cucked By Zuck: Establishment Conservatives Rock Up For Pointless Meeting With Facebook

Now… Let me fill all you folks who have actual lives, and don’t spend your free time scrolling through 4-chan threads looking at the various fetish porn pics, in on some terminology here: The term “cuck” refers to men whose wives cheat on them with more dominant men.

Take my word for it. A google search will confirm this as a certified fetish among the sexually perverted — but such interweb searches are also likely to raise some difficult conversations if anyone else uses your computer. (Seriously honey! It was research!)

Little Milo seems to have an obsession with calling conservatives who disagree with his worldview by such names. Like a liberal social-justice warrior, he resorts to a primitive and carnal slew of insults to emasculate his ideological dissenters. And given that he’s a gay guy who has found a respectable amount of followers on the right — that’s a pretty ballsy move.

(Not that it matters, but the main “establishment” conservative Milo decided to highlight in his compost article was Glenn Beck… Yeah. Beck. The “Alex Jones Light” of the conservative movement. Say what you want about the dude, but part of the “establishment” he is not.)

Now, keep in mind: Breitbart represents the same gaggle of so-called pundits who have gotten behind Trump (not that way, Milo… calm down) with unbridled enthusiasm. And we’re supposed to agree with them — or risk having more insults and farts thrown in our general direction.

Mostly because I’m lazy, and simply don’t want to sift through his rambling article, here’s one short excerpt to give you a taste of what Milo’s rant was like:

“I wouldn’t be surprised if by the end of the day they [the well-known conservatives with whom Milo has an issue] formed a Church Of Latter-Day Cucks, promising to end it all if they don’t get 500 comments and 1,000 likes on every dim-witted Facebook screed about what a bastard Donald Trump is.”

Milo, cover up. Your petulant outrage is showing.

Trump is a bastard, and I don’t have to be a “cuck” to know that. Someone should let Milo know that his favorite bride — the lifelong liberal populist named Donald Trump — will soon be cheating on Breitbart sycophants with the likes of Pelosi, Kim Jung Un and Vlad Putin.

Wear your cuckold lapel pin, join the ranks of the leftist social justice warriors who confuse insults with argument, and enjoy your self-proclaimed appointment as conservative arbiter, Milo. Maybe you can play the part of Eva Braun when the Alt-Right movement finally brings about its own end.

— By Anonymous Pundit

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